I love cantaloupe. It may be my favorite fruit.Yesterday I cut up two whole cantaloupes. In less than 24 hours, I've consumed all of it.
I'm sad to see the cantaloupe gone. In fact, I'm feeling rather meloncholy.
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Making objections to my lame melon puns is fruitless.
8 comments:
I love it too. I can't believe I haven't had it all summer!!
-LD
This is your worst blog post ever.
Get with it.
LOL.
The Shit is your Jiminey Cricket.
LD: You're totally missing out. It's the money melon!
The Shit: I beg to differ. Remember when I used to post updates about not having any updates?
Contemplator: And just like the other Jiminey Cricket, this one is "stab yourself in the eye" irritating.
Hey, you interested in Fight Night 8/21? Call me to discuss, if you are.
I am, and I shall.
ok -- call me later, because there might be other stuff going on that day or the next day.
i hate cantelope, and for the matter I can't stand to taste any of the melon family, unless they're heavily soaked in vodka.
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