Things I'm thankful for:>> the record amount of porn on my computer!
>> I don't have smallpox.
>> Not having to spend Christmas in West Virginia (or as they call it "Time 'a year when maw makes the rhubarb grits and paw makes the moonshine eggnog")
>> Not having five speeding tickets yet.
>> New Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
>> Not having back hair.
>> Students who are good enough at cheating that I don't catch them (the paperwork's a bitch).
>> Mocha freezes - the best drink since I found the Parrot Bay Passion Fruit Rum one weekend last year.
>> Four-Cheese-flavored Cheez It Crisps.
>> Wet naps after a good meal of buffalo chicken wings.
>> Being tall enough to look at most cleavage without getting caught.
>> Diet Pepsi
>> Banana-flavored runts
>> The power to cancel classes whenever I damn well please
>> Women with low standards and questionable morals
>> My medical insurance - When I lose 8 of my fingers in an accident, I can rest assured that the WVU health system will reattach 5 of them.
>> Friends who make me look better by comparison
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Being tall enough to look at most cleavage without getting caught.
Hah! I'll have to pay more attention to what you're doing the next time I'm around you!
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Here's the link. dantesvirgil.blogspot.com
You spoiled my rooster joke. :p
Oh, and two more things. You need a free statcounter (go to www.statcounter.com) so you can see who's hitting your blog and you need to enable the spam filter. :D
If you feel that negative about the State and people of West Virginia, you should do both a favor and move on. No doubt your negative attitude is impacting your sub-standard performance and overall duties to your students. Your juvenile comments indicate you're probably only a graduate assistant anyway - no loss.
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